[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you."
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.
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[x] You know that it is possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
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[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have tried to drink out of a straw, but in went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
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[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your inside voice.
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[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
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[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared of what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you are confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
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[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan on using a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (i'm soooo lazy )
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Result: 32
Now multiply your total by 3 for your score.
Result: 96
And write as your journal title "I am 96% Insane."